Twelfth Assignment

"It is my wretched fortune."

I walked into wal mart,

went to the food isles.

I got some chips,

and headed for the checkout.

There was the biggest line

I had ever seen.

finally I was up.

she checked out my item,

asked for the money.

I reached into my pocket,

no wallet, no money!

NO CHIPS!

It is my wretched fortune.

Eleventh Assignment

I had a friend that I had since I was two. We had done everything together, it was like having a twin. But one school year he got some new friends and it was like I became invisible to him and that was it havent talked to him in four years.

Tenth Assignment

The first time I ever lied to my parents I was about five years old. We had just bought this lilac bush and me not knowing a lot of things I put bug spray all over the bush to protect it from the bugs so it would not get eaten. Well i nearly killed the bush and when my parents saw this they were extremly mad and of course I said I had nothing to do with it. Years later i confessed to it and furtunaly the bush survived.

Ninth Assignment

There was one time where I was at my cousins house and she had some friends coming over and right when they arrived my cousin did something that made me angry. I blew up in her face in front of her friends and none of them would talk to me after. once my cousin told them what happened they finally talked to me.

Eighth Assignment

Good,Swell.

I have them now.

They are falling for it.

Nothing can stop me now, ha ha!

I win.

Seventh Assignment

I have never been drunk and done something stupuid. I have seen people who were drunk and have done some stupid things but, you dont have to see someone whose drunk to see the stupid things they do. My brother was drunk and he had a new car and then through up into the dash and it now stinks on a hot day.

Fifth Assignment

"To suckle fools and chronicle small beer."- Skakespeare. I do not agree that women are just for nursing the babies and keeping household accounts and drinking light beer. Women are very capable to do what any man can do. I know that back in those days thats all women were to men.